Babies in Space

If Born in space would you have a nationality? no one OWNs space. Or because theres not really any international space stations, depending on what goverment ship you were on would that determin your nationality? Or! what ever country you landed in would that become your nationality? Or because you are the first ever space baby would you be technically classified as an alien? also to actaully have a baby born in space would the mother have to get pregnant in space? would it be to hard on a fetus of any size to be rocketed into space? and if the mother got pregnant in space how would that work with no gravity? or is the projectiled spirm enough to make it all the way? And then say you do have the baby in space, how long do you have to wait before the child is old enough to with stand the pressures of gravity on the trip home? and because he lived in space till he was however old, would he be able to cope with gravity? and would it take him longer to learn to walk and crawl because he spent so many years waitless? or maybe i'm putting to much thought into this

Really Hot Desk Lamp

So last night when talking to tony i noticed that my desk lamp, like all cheap desk lamps was producing a lot of heat. At the time i was eating rolos and wanted to see how hot the desk lamp was by melting a rolo under it. i put the rolo on a spoon and then put the spoon under the lamp. it melted relatively fast, i got slightly distracted by Top Gear (best show of all time) and didn't really pay attention to how long it took, it was however, very yummy. So i did it again, this time i timed it. i put another rolo on the same spoon at 11:49:28 and the rolo was completely melted by 11:53:05. 4minuts. 4 minuts is all it took for a desk lamp to melt chocolate. omg! what would happen if i accidentally left the lamp on and went out?! it would melt a whole in my table. now that i think of it, i left my sun screen botle under my lamp for god knows how long and the cap started to melt. i have found and alternative heat sorce for when the sun explodes, desk lamps, lots and lots of desk lamps. we'll point them all up to the sky and the like will be relfected back down to the earth by the clouds and atmosphere. it's a brilliant plan. also if your stove breaks down, don't go out side to make a fire, go collect two or three desk lamps from around your house and use that instead, probably works just the same. i bet thats where the idea of an easy bake oven came from.

now all i need to do is find a class that will harnes this insane random thought talent/energy and use it to my advatage and i'm set for life.