Really Hot Desk Lamp

So last night when talking to tony i noticed that my desk lamp, like all cheap desk lamps was producing a lot of heat. At the time i was eating rolos and wanted to see how hot the desk lamp was by melting a rolo under it. i put the rolo on a spoon and then put the spoon under the lamp. it melted relatively fast, i got slightly distracted by Top Gear (best show of all time) and didn't really pay attention to how long it took, it was however, very yummy. So i did it again, this time i timed it. i put another rolo on the same spoon at 11:49:28 and the rolo was completely melted by 11:53:05. 4minuts. 4 minuts is all it took for a desk lamp to melt chocolate. omg! what would happen if i accidentally left the lamp on and went out?! it would melt a whole in my table. now that i think of it, i left my sun screen botle under my lamp for god knows how long and the cap started to melt. i have found and alternative heat sorce for when the sun explodes, desk lamps, lots and lots of desk lamps. we'll point them all up to the sky and the like will be relfected back down to the earth by the clouds and atmosphere. it's a brilliant plan. also if your stove breaks down, don't go out side to make a fire, go collect two or three desk lamps from around your house and use that instead, probably works just the same. i bet thats where the idea of an easy bake oven came from.

now all i need to do is find a class that will harnes this insane random thought talent/energy and use it to my advatage and i'm set for life.