Junk Mail

If you know me you know one of my pet peeves is junk mail, i think there are people out there who's soul job is to sit at their desk and figure out how to get useless advertising out to the rest of the world. First it started with actaul mail, then it spread to e-mail, and then it was in blog comments, i mean honestly BLOG COMMENTS! you go on your blog to write a new entery then see your plast post has a comment "oooh yay! a new comment, sweet" you open it up and its a funking advertisment!!!! WTF who the hell thought that one up, jack ass. then today i got a text, yay text, it's either Darren or Jee, either way, yay! open it up, nope its a junk text. a junk text! yes yes i realize that the text is from rogers, where my phone is from and they are advertising some new deal or phone or some such nonsence, but a junk text? whats next junk phone calls? no wait they've thought of that, its called a telemarketer. leave me the fuck alone advertising world! i want to think for myself! i don't want to wear jimmy choo's shoes, and i don't want a louie vatan bag, nor do i want to have a pink metalic ipod, well an ipod would be nice and i do like shoes, NO LAURA BAD! *laura slaps her hand* and truth be told junk mail isn't usually about that kind of stuff its about tacky seramic birds that sing amazing grace and 2 for 1 on cans of beets at the local grociery store, and who, really, want to know about a sale on beets except little old russian ladies. not knocking little old russian ladies, i am related to a bunch of those and they are pretty damn cool, especailly when they feed you jello with chocolate chips in it for breakfast. mmmmmmmmmmmm





life, its ever so strange, its s full of change, Think that you've worked it out then BANG!......