Poaching

Is poaching for ivory and poached eggs spelt the same? the have very abviously different meanings. and if you're a poacher that could also mean you are a cook who does nothing but poach eggs.

"what do you do for a living berny?"
"I'm a poacher!"
*stunned silence*
"You're a what?!?!?!"
"I'm a Poacher"
"GET HIM!!!!"
"NOOOO, nooo, i poach eggs, EGGS!!"
"sure you do, its striaght to the stocks for you"

and how do you poach an egg, what does that intale?

i'm home

like it says, i'm home
YAY
i was on galiano, thats a golf island, for christmas and now i'm home and so happy
i went skating with kimmy, kelli, jee and dan today as well as swimming with kelli, jee and dan. i am now def, from swimming.
i had a very random thought as i was falling asleep a few nights ago, and now i've forgotten it, oh well whatcha gonna do? not much? thats what i thought





candy is dandy but fruit makes you poop

Loseing weight

everyone who's on a diet is just crazy. You don't need to go on a diet to lose weight. All you have to do is have sex and laugh a lot. Laughing gives you ripped abs and sex burns the calaries. All this atkins diet crap is useless, you actually have fun on my diet ;)

wrestling (aka stupid TV)

who watches this crap and enjoys it?! does anyone actualy realize how stupid this so called sport is? What is entertaining about two men in speedo's and spandex pants beating on each other? Its the nancy pants version of boxing, and even then what is entertaning about two men giving each other brain damage? Its probobly the best stuff on tv right now. All the stuff on TV right now is crap. Has anyone actually seen these reality tv shows? it all started with Survivor, which actually started with Eco Challange! Eco Challange was actually a good reality show. reality TV shows should be banned! Everything ells can stay.

I went to co-op wiht me dad today after we finished xmas shopping, there was a TV in the produce section. What the hell!?! as human beings can we no longer go 5min with out watching TV? what happend to reading, card games, board games and just plain hanging out with friends. Or sports? how many kids play sports anymore?! I bet numbers of kids that play sports in a leage have decreased.

can we please get rid of the Tv's in fridges and in cars, popping out of hot tubs and take them out of groceriy stores!

sentament

I'm feeling sad and sentamental. i don't want to grad, i don't want to leave all these people i've met behind, that includes teachers. I'm not ready for the world, i hope teh word is ready for me.

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

um...........stuff

I do to update my blog! so there ha:p i went xmas shopping today and got attaked by two friends, it was awsome. i'm watching remember the titans, i love this movie. i bought earing today, yay, they're magnetic :D i can't wait untill christmas is over, i have to still get kelli's stupid present, damn you kelli!!!!!!!!!! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. what am i suppose to get her? she wont tell me, and i need to know.
anyway, christmas blah blah blah i have to galiano at christmas, kind really want to stay home for christmas and all that fun stuff. Arthur wont be going with us, sadness.
anyway, on phone very hard to concentrate, misha has just said how are you about 7 times, lol

you're over cookin' my grits

why, why WHY!

i am depressed, and i don't know why. I have a few ideas as to why i might be depressed but the reasons are just silly.
I'm tired of feeling a certain way towards a certian someone, i wish i didn't have these feelings at all. they go off and then hit me again *bam* like a punch in the stomach. i go bright red when he walks up to me in the halls. god help me, and i don't want to feel this way anymore!
I'm tired of getting home around 9:00 and later and freaking out over how much homework i have to do and realize i have hardly any when i finish it all in an hour. I'm tired of forgeting homeowkr at school, and i'm tired of handing stuff in late. i'm tired of high school but i don't want it to end.
I want time to myself, and i want people to understand i don't want to go over to their house when ever they ask me. They asked you if you can come over, shouldn't you be aloud to say no, for no reason, with out them getting mad at you?
I want a decent night sleep, i don't want to hear my dad snor, i want to do my homrwork and get it in on time. I want to be recognized, i want to be loved, i want inner peace.

i need ice cream

meh

tonight was meh. backstage was loud and not as fun as last night. i have to be at the school for 9:00 to take unload the truck, then we have to go back to the theater to finish cleaning up. i'm depressed and can't really figure out why. is it becuase of boys, god i hope not, how sad would that be? is it becuase the musical is over, possibly. i don't know anymore.
boys are confusing

i have no random thoughts lately, brain is to over loaded right now. its christmas which means provincial exames are fast appraoching. i hate that our future depends on whether or not we can remember a bunch of stuff from classes we take in grade 12.
i want to act, i don't like school. i want to be in movies! my dream would be to be the next audrey hepburn.

anyway
i have not quote today, i'm to tired and i don't care, so there :P

so much fun

omg (oh my god) tonight was so much fun. twas the third night of the musical, and was i hyper, i'm pretty sure some people thought i was drunk, or high, thats how hyper i was. i was running around, jumping up and down, danceing to every musical number like it was techno, i got all most all the cast of girls to kiss my face all the way down to my neck with their lipstick on, i am coverd in it right now, i don't know how i'm going to get it off. Tom said i was his favorite stage craft person *smiles and giggles* (yeah i know i'm a looser)
then we went to McD's and i couldn't stop laughing, everything/everyone was so funny, and kim was acting so high. but the odd thing was the only people intoxicated were Albert, possible Alex CW and "Miss Money" oh well, not my problem. lol
i can't wait for the cast party (YAY)


the rolling stone gathers no moss

boredum

i'm in blk four, yay, last block of the day, and its a sprea, i should be studying for my test after school, but screw that. who needs to study when you have horible grades like me? just kidding. tomorrow is the last night of the musical, i might get to sleep in tomorrow, YAY
i need money desperatly, i want to buy presents for my family (which includes arthur) and i want to get something for my guy friends, i've made stuff for my girlfriends, but i'm not sure the guys would want bracelettes. but yo unever know.
i can't wait for christmas vacation, i need a break form people, i'm not made at any of my friends or anything, i just like my solitude and it has been stolenm from me for the last cuple weeks, oh well i will get it back soon. ok stop procrastinating and start studying, things that end "ying" like studYING looks kind of weird.

Ostriches are often not taken seriously.

funny tasting

have you ever noticed that if you orderd a coke and took a sip of it, but got rootbeer, you'd think the supposed coke tastes bad, but thats only because you were expecting coke not rootbeer. anyother day, if you orderd rootbeer and got rootbeer you think it tastes fine.

moving on, that was my random thougth of the day, like it? holy cow i haven't writen on here in a long time. this week is the muscial tonight was our second night and we still have two more to go. to night went swimmingly (that means good) we all got kicked out of McD's, i don't know why? we were the only ones in there. i lost 5 hats, maybe, they will hopefully turn up in the PILE OF HATS NEXT TO THE DOOR! (to all the actresses who can't find their hats, "duuur")

Christmas is comeing and i have no money for christmas presents. yikes!! i'm not a huge fan of
Christmas, i don't like the whole spending money thing, especailly when i don't have that whole money thing. hopefully i get some help from parentals




quote of the day is:
"Duuuuuuuuuuur"
mr. plant would understand, as well as those who watch south park

Homework and GAP

wow, i amaze myself sometimes. i was able, and am still doing homework, to get all my homework from yesturday and today done, as well as study for my math test for tomorrow. the only thing i didn't finish was 10 questions on a 30 question sheet. it'll be done by the time i hand it in tomorrow. i haven't finished studying yet, i got bored and left and came on here, wow, i know! life is slightly hectic right now

the interviews for GAP (no not the store) are in January, but the GAP people wanted to get a few people interviewd before christmas, one of them being me, OMG! so now instead of not worrying andstarted to get organized for an interview in January, i know have to be ready, with two letters by Dec. 14, and if you are aware of todays date, that means i have 12 days to get letters, practice/go over potential questions and etc etc. my interview is Dec,. 14 (tuesday) at 11:15, so the only good thing is its during my lunch break, though it may filter into my 3 block, wich is english. I'm just happy its not on the days of the musical, i'm instage craft and i'm one of three "props masters" i am the master of the props, muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
hectic
anyway more studeying, yay *thumbs down*


There are no perfect crimes

Pee like a race horse

Laura says: why do people say "pee like a race horse" how do race horses pee? really fast? or is it the fact that they are RACE horses that implies you need to pee bad and fast?

Steve says: or is the velocity of a race horse's pee faster on exit? and how does it compare to a the velocity of a regular horses pee
or is it implying the race horse is peeing while running at race speed which by definition should be a faster pee running speed than both a normal horse and a human amazed i could get all that from pee like a race hourse?

best day ever!

omg (thats oh my god for all you uneducated peoples) do you remember when people on msn used to be ppl, and now no one uses it?

anyway, i went to a Mosque and a Buddhest temple today. it was awsome!!! The Buddhest Temple was so beautiful, detail everwhere, colour everywhere you turned. Just the temple makes me wish i was a buddhest monk, but i like my life, lol. i'm a horrible person. The Mosque was not as beautiful as i expected, i have been in one before in egypt and it was absolutly gorgus, designe, detail and gold leaf as far as the eye could see and huge HUGE dome and high celings, the one we went to today was just calming, but no colour, which actually makes sence if you know anything about muslims and their religon

after the temple we went to a mall. A MALL! lets think about this shall we? Buddhest teach that you don't need material possesion are not needed, and leed to greed and sufering, and right after we went to a mall!! Oh, and the Buddhest Temple had a gift shop,
"what has the modern world taught you today timmy?"
"it taught me that we can corupt and ruin an awesome religon and idealogy and the world thinks it alright"
but i bought stuff, and got my picture taken with santa anyway :D


and on the way home, gong show, misha, kimmy, kelli and i sat together, we could not stop laughing, anything and everything was funny. my sides hurt so much, and even tho my bladder was running on empty, i almost peed my pants more than once. Today ROCKED!!!!!!

live, love, laugh