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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Mr. Freeze


you know that whole licking teh ice you're tounge will freeze to it, what happens if you kiss ice?
like what if Mr. Freeze's wife was cured would she be able to kiss him or would she get stuck/frozen to him? not that that would be a bad thing mind you. and if he's 'Mr Freeze' does that mean his thing is frozen, and if they did it would he die becuase he has to be kept cold? and if they did it and he didn't die would his thingy freeze up premenently so she could use him as a giant dildo? oh because its been thawed would it go all limp, like frozen strawberries after they are thawed, no one wants to eat those gross frozen strawberries, if you know what i mean ;)

Surfing Abersoch



<<---Thats Abersoch and thats where i was surfing the other day. Actaully there weren't any surfbord left to rent so we went boogie bording, which was so much fun. I think boogie bording was better for three beginners. I caught about 4 big waves that took me all the way to shore, soooo much fun. Something i could deffinately get into, i'll have to go to Taffino a few times before school starts up in the fall. A cuple times my legs cramped up. First it was my left calf that cramped up and it cramped up pretty bad, so much so that when it did i opened my mouth in pain and swallowed so much sea water i couldn't speak properlly. Was kind of scarey, couldn't kick my legs because they hurt, couldn't walk because my leg hurt, couldn't paddle into shore because of the strong curent and couldn't talk because of the salt disabling my voice. Come to think of it, i can't figure out why i couldn't speak properly, no matter i'm alive and well today *many of you are now thinking, 'damn! so close'* when i got to the shore i had to use the bord as a crutch.
Dave, Eirlys, Diego, Pam, Jon, Jo and me ended up going. Dave wasn;t going to surf but when pam got out of teh water he borrowed her suit and went in for a little bit, then Diego, after decided that it was going to be to cold and to not go in decided when jon came out of teh water that he wanted to go for a bit too. so everyone, except Eirlys, went surfing. I stayed in the longest, so there ha! wetsuits are an amazing thing.
when i finally got out of the water, becuase my feet were numb adn because the beach was all rocks and pebbles, unlike teh pics you see up there, i couldn't walk really, so jon came dow and gave me a piggy back to our stuff.
It was a really fun day, after surfing we went and got fish and chips and then watched a cuple movies.
today i woke up with stiff arms and legs so stiff and sore from teh cramps i couldn't extend them properlly for about 10 to 20min, they hurt so bad, and if i sit in cros legged position it takes a few second before i can walk. i need to do something about these legs of mine. I remember one time when i was at the pool with matt and steve and jee, and both legs cramped up at the same time while in the water, holy crap that hurt so much. i had so much truble swimming to the side of the pool i think i needed matt and steves help. i had to walk around the pool a cuple times, even then that didn't do much. The second time my leg cramped up, at abersoch, i was to far out to swim in to shore i had to extend and stretch my leg in teh water, hurt so much.I really want to go again, to much fun to only go once.

Let's go surfin' now, Everybody's learning how, Come on and safari with me

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valintines day (and birthdays)

yesturday was melissa's birthday so before i go on about Valintines i have to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELISSA!
oh and tyler too, *note to self buy giant toblerone for Tyler)

I Blogged you all today to say
I hope you have a good V-day
We are many miles apartand
it almost breaks my heart
i can't think of another rhyme
to help me pass the time
before i toddle off to bed
where i can dream of sweet things to be said
not by me or by you
but some one else, its true
no, i have no true love yet
but one day soon you can bet
So happy Valintines day my friend
i hope our friendship never ends

ta da! and now its time for bed
yay!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Insulting the Prophet Muhammad

I am not very religious so maybe i shouldn't even comment on this, but......

So the Danish and the Norwegian put out "controversial cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad." and now there are riots, rallys and protests going on. Muslims in Syria burnt the Duch Embassy in rage and protest of the cartoons. Muslims in Canada are prostesting out side the Duch consulet in Halifax. Clearly they are out raged.
"The protesters said insulting the Prophet Muhammad is an insult to Muslims everywhere."

now like i said i am not a religious person, and i have not seen these cartoons but, what is the big deal!? how often is Christ's name and image slandered? isn't Christianity and Catholicism the butt of many, many jokes and the sorce of a lot of entertainment? as in whole sections in joke books. and Hinduism? no one seems overly fussed when Family guy and the Simpsons constantly poke fun of Vishnu or Ganesha!
If these cartoons from Denmark and Norway are an instult to Muhammad and Muslims then why aren't these other cartoons an instult to Christians and hindus and who ever else has had their religion made fun. What about the Unitarians? they certainly get their fair share of jokes.
Relaxe. it isn't the end of the world. Muhammad has been slandered, yes. But in many cultures to name a person after a profet or a god is an astronomical insult, so in a way Muhammad Ali has slandered Muhammad, especailly by his violence.

I'm not saying the Muslims don't have a right to be upset but if you look at what we consider entertainment the Muslim faith wasn't far behind the Hindu faith. I personaly think that its sad that our entertainment has fallen back on the religions that we don't understand. And it just proves that are entertainment is our wars. think about it










don't all religions tells us to love each other?