Birthday!!!!

i really need a computer always on by my bed. while trying to sleep i have the oddest thoughts, along the same lines as the peeing one and the "oxygen absorber" one. and i try to remember them but when i get up they are gone. so maybe i should just keep a pen and note pad on my side table.

i save some convos sometimes and i was reading them becuase i was bord and all the ones i read talking to steve i had to pee. i think i have to pee when ever i talk to steve. maybe he sets off a reaction or something. my mind goes *talking to steve = have to pee* so i leave to pee, or i go righ tin the seet depending on how bad i have to go.

there was a point to this blog and now i've forgotten what it was.............

OH YEAH! my birthday is in a week! well a week friday (friday was yesturday) yay me! my granma sent me a parcel today, my first parcel from anyone in about 6years. she made me a scarf, slippers and a blanket and bought me a ty teddy bear. the blanket is going with me to england/wales . theres so much stuff i want to take!!!!!! ex. most my friends





frank burns eats worms

I have a Job

Thats right, i have a job, i am a dish washer at smitty's not to bad, not overly great, at least i have oney right, woot. you go through rushes and then nothing happens and then rushes adn then nothing happens, its fun. Kelli trained me yesturday and i have a nother shift on tuesday 4:00 to closing. YAY A JOB

no steve i'm not reading the book, i'm reading "The Soddit" a satire of, you guessed it, "The Hobbit" its not to bad, some parts are funny, other parts of confusing. I want to read a really really good book

My Birthday is coming up, YAY. I'll be 18, woot. MY goal is to get my L (again) before that.
I got my hair cut yesturday and my hairdresser/cutter (Gale) and i realized that my family has being going to her to get our hair cut since she started adn i told her that i was grading and going to england and she got all misty eyed, i'm going to miss her, she's cray but awsome

yes, thats all i have to say and i realize for the last few blogs i haven't had a crazy random quote so here's a few to help make up for it



Its a Rainbow of smell's
I smile becuase i have no idea whats going on
i don't love you because you are beautiful, i love you because you think i am
bum bum bam bam bam bam bam bum bum (thats suppose to be the bignning of "Wilde thing"
you make my heart sing

that should be enough to cover teh ones i've missed

The Population of the Universe is Zero

everyone knows there are an infinite number of worlds in the universe, but they arent all inhabited, so there must be a finite number of worlds that have people, and any finite number divided by infinity is so close to zero the odds shift to zero, so no one lives in the universe, and anyone you've ever met is the creation of a demented imagination.

~Douglas Adams, Restaraunt at the end of the universe

Black holes adn the end of the world

Stevo says:
Fuck
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
what?
Stevo says:
I hate math
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
as do i
Stevo says:
Fuck
Stevo says:
I have a te
Stevo says:
test tomorrow I’m gonna fail
Stevo says:
What's worse is I know it and can’t do anything about it
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
you wont fail
Stevo says:
I will!
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
you've never failed a test in your life
Stevo says:
I can understand at all
Stevo says:
I have
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
Steve Bradbury does not fail tests, its not possible
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
the world will come to an end if you do
Stevo says:
I have
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
you're brain will explode and creat a black hole because the mass amount of infrormation you have tucked away up there will cave in on each other, and then the world will get sucked in
Stevo says:
So the world better end now
Lolo: Democracy, more like Democrazy says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


and as i type this i wonder, if black holes "swollow" everything around them, pulling everything in around them , due to gravity, or what ever (i know one of th many scince geeks i know will tell me how it works later) but anyway if black holes suck in everything, why isn't the universe being torn into tiny bits by the supposed many black hoels in our expansive universe. And how do scientists know about these black holes, most of since is just guess work, who the hell knows whats in the earths core, how do they know these things, adn have they ever been close enough to a super giant to actually measure the heat coming off it, NO! sure theres those thermal telescope things, but are they really that acurate from all teh way back here on earth? so is there anything in our world we can rely on whole heartedly?
God - nope, i do not beileve (sort of, it gets complicated)
Scinece - some of it, the main factors in life, no
people - well, the rare few are there for you forever (aka SB)

5 People i'd love to meet (or is it meat?)

1) Tim Curry,
Man he's awsome! I mean, anyone (any guy) who's brave enough to do a whole movie in a corset and womens panties and then give head to a dude, fuck! thats a real man, well no, but he's got balls, and he's got the panties to proove it.
2) Robin Williams,
OMG is he funny. yes he may be a little messed in the head but most great actors are.
3) Alan Alda,
He seems like a facinating man, and M*A*S*H is one of the best shows i think i've ever watched. He's still working adn eery year i expect to here that he's died. But no! HE LIVES ON!
4) Clive Owen,
I just think he's neat, and he's good looking in a british lumber jack kind of way
5) John Hannah,
He's accent is super cool, adn he's kind of cute

Hey, all these people are guys, iiiiiiiiinteresting. hhhhhhhhhhhhhm lets see, female persons i'd like to meet, or meat

1) Whoopie Goldburg,
uh....becasue i like her dreads (what?)
2)Bet Middler,
She's neat and can kick it it tight pants
3) Audrey Hepburn,
if only she weren't dead
4)Julia Roberts,
She's cool and walks like a trucker when wearing heels, just like me. Makes good movie choices, for the most part, adn looks hot in almost anything
5) Leslie Caron,
I grew up watching her, and her type of movies, i'd love to sit with her for a week doing nothng but eating good french food and drinking yummy drinks listening to her tell me stories about her life

Terry Fox

So Terry fox,amazing man, apparently today what he was running for (bone cancer) is not a huge deal anymore. If he had cancer today he wouldn't have died or even lost his leg, thats what the docters said on the new, amazing how fast technoogy and medicine advances in just 25 years.
does anyone remember when we were in elementary school they made us do the terry fox run around the school field and then when you were in gr. 5 it was up the hill and down around some where and back to the school. or was that just saanichton? OH! the the pumkin run, how ever many laps of the field you do the more tickets you get for prizes and one lap means you get a pumkin, i remember michelle won like 3 things one year, it was awsome.
Its 11:46 and i prolly wont get to bed untill late! I had stage craft today untill about 5:00 got home around 5:30 and i went to my room to do homework (studying for history and questions) and i climbed on to (yes, on to, not in to, its to high to climb into it, so i have to climb on to my bed) any way i went into my room and climbed on my bed, and just lay there, then i grabbed my couvers and continued to lay there, and then my eyes started to close, so i set my alarm clock for a 40min snooze, i obviously turned it off in my sleep becaus i woke up at 8:40. and as i woke up and looked at my clock i was like"OMG, ITS 8:40 WHY'D MY PARENTS LET ME SLEEP IN SO LATE" i thought it was 8:40 in the morning. then i noticed my door and curtains were open and i was like "why are my door and curtains open? i always sleep with them closed" and then i noticed lights on out side and that fact that it was uber dark and was like, "why is it so dark" and then i got scared that it was so dark, and it took me about 5 or 6, maybe 10, min to realize what was going on and to calm down. it was great. and as i got up i couldn't find anyone around the house. i couldn't find my mom, and her bed looked made, so i figured she was somewhere around the house, and AT wasn't home either, and then i was like "thats freaking odd!" see my mom wouldn't be going anywhere right now because her back has crapped out on her again, so she has a hard time moving around. and as i move back into my room to grab my back pack and maybe do homework, i notice something moving on/in my moms beds, which quite frankly scared the shit out of me, but then i realized it was mom sleeping, so i got zoodles, went down stairs and started to make a new CD and ignor homewoerk, well i did 2 of 5 quetison that are due tomorrow, but that was it, and then i after the first CD was made i made another CD and now here i am! wow!
time for bed, its 11:53, not like i'll get to bed anytime soon anyway
OH and when i woke up from my "40min nap" my sheets where my arm is was purple, scraely odd you may say, no, not really, see hilary, drew all over my arm in my coloured shrapies today, a dragon with flowers adn purplr smoke, very nice.




she tried to kick the hannit, but missed and hit the bucket

Платье градации, на русском языке

градация wow, huh вещества scarey? сделано мое платье градации почти сделано, не, мое fake платье градации которое один шаг closer to мое фактическое платье градации и я должен сказать я смотрит очень точным. oh огорченный будет этот на русском языке, моя неудача

I hope that come out in teh russian and not in a thousand and one question marks. that would suck, it took me all of five second to write that out adn translate it. wow. what does it say? pffft, you'll have to find that out your self, you have to do some of teh work, i'm not going to hand it to you on a platter, what kind of an example would i be? a very bad one? yeah!!! wait, thats the fun one to be, damn, oh well.
according to Jee there are 35 school days left to grad FREAK OUT! holy crap scarey! i have no idea how i'm going to do make up or hair, well hair i kind of have figured out, i think :S I hope all my grad outfit gets done in time, and i hope Michelle, Amanda and I get everything figured out for grad, adn i hope a lot of my friends are going to after after grad.













you give you hand to me, and then you say hello

DUMBASS JAPANESE PROJECT!

This japanese project is a peice of crap!!!!! our japanese teacher has been away for a week so we're woring on a projet, its STUPID! sure its keeping us busy, but how are we suppsoe to do the project in japanese when we can't SPEAK THE FUCKIGN LANGUAGE! And whats so bad with just giving us an extra week of no japanese calss? its not like the kids in Japan right now are doing anything! sure they're in japan and going to Japanese schools, but who the fuck cares, that ws there choice, my choice is to not do this FUCKING STUPID ASSIGNMENT. i'm gettnig frustrated (can you tell?) and i've lost my english to japanese dictionary, i have no idea how to do this and its due tomorrow, sort of like my math problems. this wek sucks! i can't wait for the summr, no more dumb ass high school crap, no more dumb ass librarians giving us dumb ass assignments. i hate our FUCKING librarian. yes i know it was Sensai and the librarian who made the assignment, but its was the fuckign librarian who gave it to us, there fore t is all her fault, which makes me hate her ugly ass more! and the fucking Math stuff, FUCK!....................FUCK! (thank you sooooo much steve for helping me with teh stuff you knew) i have these word problesm, and they are due tomorrow (monday) kim and i can't get the, steve adn i acn't et them, steve's dad can't get them, WTF! i sure hope kim and her dad got them, i need help bad, and my fuckign math test is on tuesday and i have a fucking history test on thursday, fuck! i hate life right now, i'm going to crawl into a hole adn wait for the world to end

To My Big Ian Teddy Bear

Ian, it'll be ok in teh end, you know my saying, or at least you should "everythign works out ok in teh en, and if its not ok, its not the end" Its easy for me to say don't worry it'll be ok, but its hard to accept it. But in the end everything will be ok, i garuntee it. I believe you need to talk to her, i know you are afraid but you can't be happy feeling like this, you have to make yourself happy before you can make others happy, i've said tht to you often enough.

Any way, you need to come out and vist becaue i need ian hugs. they are the best, and yo boys who are reading this should get hugging lessons from ian. tehehehe.

i wuld go out to hang with you but i have no mula and what little i have needs to go in the bank, or stay there for England.

so ian, i love you, and hang on. nothng ever stays the same

STEVE ROCKS!

Steve you rock! driving everyone around when you could just say "no"
and comeing back for me and then my mom picking me up and you being ok with it, and giving me your lunch, fuck man, you rock! you rock the socks off of brock! (i thought that up myself :D)
*Bone shattering and chrushing to powder hug*

Cuddles the cuddly cuddle fish

Ok, first of all if i got a cuddle fish, i would not name it cuddles, how predictable, thats like naming a fluffy cat, fluffy. I wounder how many cats are named Mr/Mrs Biglesworth or Mr/Mrs Wiskerson becuase of tv and movies.
anyway, back to the main topic of issue, or something like that

i want a blue or black "gold" fish with the bulgy eyes and i want to name it Guss ............................ or Pugg. But he would be super awsome, and when i got bord i would creat stories of Guss ........or Pugg the wounder fish!!!!!!!!

i wouldn't get Guss...............or Pugg now, because then i would have to leave him behind, and then he'd die when i was away (that what my dad said, loveing man really) I'd get Guss (or whatever) in England, and then give him to the school when i left, or i would some how take him home, but where would i put him?

and Guss would have a snail in the bowl to keep the bowl relitivly clean so that i didn't have to clean the fish tank as often. cleaning, up after animals, no thanks, maybe i can find a small "stuffed" fish and name it Guss, or Pugg

How can you tell that a fish is male or female? If your a fish breader (that would be weird) do you just through all the fish in together and hope you have the proper ration of male per female, or do you through one of each (hopefully) into a small bowl and hope that they mate before one eats the other.










i wish i could just turn my brian off sometimes so i could actually get some sleep

i hate this stupid computer

i hate this computer/lap top. on this comp i can't publish blogs, nor can i copy and past what i have writen for my blog into a hot mail message so that i can re-post it down stairs. i don't know why i'm writing this, stupid hope that it will post and the other things i've writen will appear








here goes nothing

Disapointment in Dan Brown

I'm so disapointed in Dan Brown. I'm reading his book "Deception Point" (very good, i recomend it) But in chapter 101 he makes a HUGE mistake, sure if you're not obsessed with Greek or Roman mythology you'd pass right over it and not notice, but come on, i think most people know a tiny bit about greek/roman mythology. You have to to understand the names of the planets.
In the book he mentions a small one manned submersable and its named "The Triton-named for the Greek god of the sea"
WHAT?! is what i called out when i read that. Posidon is the Greek god of the sea, Neptun is the Roman one, Triton was the King of the sea in the little mermaid and Posidon caries a trition! I can't believe dan browns publishers and editors didn't catch that. Aren't they suppose to find these mistakes and fix them. This goes along with the things Brown says are "Facts" in the "Davinci Code", and "Angels and Demons"
there was a documentary on the "Facts" in Davinci Code, and all the facts were questionable at best, there was no fact that was conclucive and you couldn't question it
dan brown is letting me down (i didn't mean to rhyme)
i should write him and tell him he's stupid, hahaha just kidding
not everyone can be right 100% of the time, facts and myth are one in the same for they are often mistaken for each other. I don't mean to give him a bad time, but how could you make a mistake as big as a Greek gods name, and substatute it for a disney character, quite sad













Triton-the Greek god of the sea, yeah, right

Merry Stuff

MERRY ANNIVERSARY WITH ME,
THE HAPPY DAY OR BIRTH TO YOU,
MERRY ANNIVERSARY THE ODD KID,
MERRY ANNIVERSARY WITH US

oh god i need a life