Billy blog

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Solitaire

I can’t win at solitaire anymore. A couple years ago I won every game of solitaire. It may have taken me a few tries to win, but every time I won it at least 3times. Now I can’t win one game. One in a hundred maybe, but how significant is that? I wish I could win at least 1 game very time I played. I’ve lost so often that I see no point in playing anymore. I’m so tired of loseing









i'm using a full deck but can't play all the cards

Boats and Venice

you know how you don't necissarily have to have you boaters licence to drive a boat, well in Venice the streetsa re water, so if you don't need a lience does that mean that anyone can drive through the streets of Venice.

now that that strange random thought is out of the way i would just like to say....................
GRAD WAS FREAKING AWSOME!!!!!!

i want to build a tiem machine and go back intime to do it all again, only more dancing and eating before the actual cerimony, i was ssssttttttaaaaarrrrrrrving. everyones dresses were AWSOME! i couldn't find one i didn't like, there were parts of some i didn't like to much, but over all, AWSOME. danceing was soooooo much fun, i got som many compliments on my out fit. Liz told me that mine was her favorite of teh night, and complete stangers said they really liked my outfit. i got cheers when walking the bridge, that was also AWSOME!!!!!!! i'd like to know who cheered for me, but it doesn't really matter, it was still awsome. and Al's hat flippy pointy fingure thing, super cool, way to go bah man you always be validictorian to me. Matts speech was awsome though, i loved the reference to the cow that got out in teh feild at saanichton, 'twas awsome. i was only disapointed tha ti didn't get a few pics with people (ie lindsey hansen, and Elisha Eliott [i hope i spel ttheir names right]) and i wanted to dance with a bunch of people but a) i couldn't find some b) they have a girlfirend c) they didn't want to and d) any combination of the above. over all it was amazingly fun. so was the dry after grad, lots of fun. it was awsome to see amanda again and stuff like that. i could go on but...OH!!! i had fun at amy's breakfast thing to, 'twas awsome. there so much stuff to mention but i'm not awake enough to remember it all, yay















when i wake up, yeah i know i'm gonna be, i'm gonna be teh man that wakes up next to you

Sunday, May 22, 2005

1 Recipe to stay awake

1 strong cup of coffee
and 1 can of coke
eat three king size mr big bars
and 30 pixie sticks, or 10 of those huge giant pixie sticks that you can get at thrifty's
or
get into an x-box/playstation/game cube game and 5 hours will pass in 15min









i'm bord

Friday, May 20, 2005

Stilts

have you ever woundered how those guys in stilts get their pants on? do they put on the stilts and then the pants or do they put on teh pants and then roll up the pants to put on the stilts on? OR do they have pants that are a bit longer than actual pants and the stils have the rest of the fabirc on them. but if they were wearing strips you'd have to make sure that they ligned up. And you never see anyone where skirts with stils, although that would be tricky and you wounder why you never see a scott's men wearing stilts. its not really something that needs to be poundered. unless teh scotts man likes to have people look up his kilt *shudder* ew










ROGERS HOME!!!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2005

a rose

"A rose by anyother name would smell just as sweet" that may be the case but what if the other name is something like stink weed (yes steve, we all know thats from the simpsons) it may have a very unapealing name therefore people wouldn't want to smell it and so no one would know if roses smelt sweet.
and did you know roses don't actually look like that? they origonaly looked like wild roses, you know the small five petal flower but then were "breeded" with something else and now they look like they do now. did that confuse anyone else?
and, no word of a lie, carrots use to be purple. its the same story as the rose's. i think the purple colour was off putting, so they changed it to orange, or maybe they couldn't find them in the ground becuase they were too much of the same colour as the ground so they changed the colour to orange so they'd be easier to find. but they are a root so they have a little plant ontop that should be easy to find anyway.
you know they use pigs to find truffels, no not the chocolate, the mushroom. why would you want to use a pig to find something you put in your mouth.
and everyone associates being dirty/smelly/gross with pigs when really they are some of the cleanest animals, yes they may roll around in mud, but so do we, and they use it as sunscreen, we use it becuase so genius decided he could get a lot of air heads to give him big bucks if he could sell the idea that mud reduces wrinkels and makes you look younger and all that. genius i tell ya.
have you ever noticed that no one is ever online when all you want to do is talk













didja ever have to make up your mind? pick up on one and leave the other behind, its not often easy and its not often kind, didja ever have to make up your mind?

Monday, May 09, 2005

HOLY CRAP

Holy Crap you guys, i had three tests to do tomorrow (tuesday) and they ALL got moved to wednesday, how ironic is that?!
and look where i'm going to live for 6 months!!!!!!
http://www.field-studies-council.org/rhydycreuau/
That is in the "province" or "state" of Snowdonia, but the town is called Betws-y-Coed. i think its pronounced Betus-uh-Coid at least thats what the welsh language site told us/me
this si going to be so much fun, my "duties" at this thing are help with day to day running of teh center, grounds, house and kitchen. In teh grounds-manage various wildlife habitats (woodland and ponds) in house - presentation and maintenance of the Georgian house. in kitchen-preparing meals, presentaion of dining room and wash up (oh joy i could be dish wahsing for 6 months, woot) stuff like that and answering questions and stuff.
i get paid 45 pounds a week (around $100, i think), i'll get my own room (woot!!!!!) and if not then the other person can sleep in the hall, lol. and there is a on site free internet service
GOD I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
its going to be SO much fun!!!!











lucky me!!!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Steve is a poo head

Steve isn't talking to me online, i miss him!!! well yes i see him everyday, but i don't talk to him anymore, its sad. Talk to me steve, why wont you talk to me?! And no more loveing bone crushing hugs? so sad *sniffle*
but its ok i guess, you are still super awsome for being my driver (i'd say chauffeur, but i don't know how to spell it [i hope some one got that joke])
does chauffer mean driver in french or is it just something some one made up? of does it mean something like.....*lauras thinking and glances at clock* HOLY FUCK ITS 11:30! i should go to bed and stop adding to this part of teh blog entry and finish what my origional thoughts were, but now i'm ona role and i can't stop typing, what am i going to do??!?!?!?!?!?!
finish the blog maybe? sounds like a good idea

in other more important new:
ROGER COMES HOME SOON!!!!!
can you tell i'm excited? 'cause i am if you can't tell. YAY ROGGIE!

um.....what else? lets see? OH YEAH! i might get to see ian soon, YAY IAN! and kerry, i would say "yay kerry" but i don't know her there well/at all, lol....oh what teh heck YAY KERRY








We just drove past your old house and you weren't there

Monday, May 02, 2005

Beatles

Does the name of my other blog remind anyone else of the beatles song
"BIRTHDAY!!! I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DANCE! TAKE A CHA CHA CHA CHANCE!!!"
aaaaaaaaanyway
i can't think of a topic to talk about.
mmmmmmmmmm mango frozen yogurt.
so my birthday is in four days, and i'm going to vancouver and my birthday is being shared with mama's day (mothers day). i have no topic of conversation lalalalaladum de dum de dum. god damn TV i had a thought and then tv destracted me and now i for got it!!
BLAST!
well this blogg was pointless other than to say the thing about the beatles



BIRTHDAY! I would like you to dance! BIRTHDAY! take a cha cha cha chance