a rose

"A rose by anyother name would smell just as sweet" that may be the case but what if the other name is something like stink weed (yes steve, we all know thats from the simpsons) it may have a very unapealing name therefore people wouldn't want to smell it and so no one would know if roses smelt sweet.
and did you know roses don't actually look like that? they origonaly looked like wild roses, you know the small five petal flower but then were "breeded" with something else and now they look like they do now. did that confuse anyone else?
and, no word of a lie, carrots use to be purple. its the same story as the rose's. i think the purple colour was off putting, so they changed it to orange, or maybe they couldn't find them in the ground becuase they were too much of the same colour as the ground so they changed the colour to orange so they'd be easier to find. but they are a root so they have a little plant ontop that should be easy to find anyway.
you know they use pigs to find truffels, no not the chocolate, the mushroom. why would you want to use a pig to find something you put in your mouth.
and everyone associates being dirty/smelly/gross with pigs when really they are some of the cleanest animals, yes they may roll around in mud, but so do we, and they use it as sunscreen, we use it becuase so genius decided he could get a lot of air heads to give him big bucks if he could sell the idea that mud reduces wrinkels and makes you look younger and all that. genius i tell ya.
have you ever noticed that no one is ever online when all you want to do is talk













didja ever have to make up your mind? pick up on one and leave the other behind, its not often easy and its not often kind, didja ever have to make up your mind?