Summer........Fall

so did anyone else notic that tis suppose to be summer untill about the middle of september but it's no kind of fall. and whats weird is, two days ago it was summer, and now fall. in a blink of an eye. it changed literally over night.
crazy, but awsome, we all know how i like the fall. and its pretty awsome that i get to see and smell teh fall atmosphere before i go, which is in 6 days by the way. i'm in such a state of disbaleif that i'm not nervus, excted scared or happy, i'm blah, i'm moo. no i'm not a cow. i think we can all agree that i'm not fat. well,i have a tiny tumbly, but i like it i think its cute, sometimes.
why do girls have fat days, no guy stands in the miror and goes, i look fat today. or maybe they are more superficail than us but don't divulge taht information so as to keep up there "masculine" identity









6 days

Can Bugs Smell??

So i'm sitting at my computer reading my junk blog comment, yes you read that right, junk blog comment. no its not a comment from someone i don't like. Nor is it a comment that i consider to be junk, well yes it is. It's a comment that has nothing to do with my blogg, came from a non traceable source and is an advertisement for some random thing or another, anyway i'm sitting there reading and commenting on it when this fruit fly passes by and its bugging me so i blow on it to make it go away, and then i think, my breath must really be rank, haveing been alseep for an hour, eaten old cold beef and had milk, thats a pretty potent combonation and maybe thats why it flew away so quickly and then quiet suddenly dropped to the floor dead, just kidding about that last bit though. So now i'm woundering, can bugs smell? would they need that ability? for some reason i'm under the impression that bees smell and thats how they determin which hive they and others are from. and if they can't smell how do flies always manage to find a lovely stinking pile of crap or dead carcus? Or maybe they can see smell and thats why such a small creature can spend its intire life sarrounded by stuff we don't dare go near, not just becauase its gross but because it makes us gag. If they can't smell then to bugs attracted to things that smell like crap, and dead things and rotten fruit and flowers how do they find all that stuff? do they just fly around on some off chance that they'll find what they're looking for??

Laura: Dad, can bugs smell?
Dad: What????
Laura: Can bugs smell?
Dad: the have sencery organs but i don't think they smell they way we do

so there you have it folks they have sencery organs, which rases a different question..........had do you disect an insect?













shoo fly don't bother me, shoo fly don't bother me, shoo fly don't bother me, i belong to somebody (wish i belonged to smoebody)

17 days and counting

Plugged Urinals

So Jee and i were walking to the store today and she starts to tell me about how at work the other day she was asked to un-plug a urinal, and the thought comes to mind....how do you plug a urinal?!
are people really that stupid and go into the bathroom and say, "thats a funny looking toilet.....wheres my newspaper?"
or are there other, more "interesting" ways to plug a toilet? you know some one handed loven at McDicks, McDICK's, wink wink, nudge nudge, hahaha
and then haveing to clean and unplug it rases the questions of how do you unplug a urinal?

guys?
help me out here, please








I've got sould but i'm not a.......

Summer Rain

I'ts raining, its summer, its awsome!

i love the smell of the summer rain. the smell of the hot steam coming off the roads and drive ways, the smell of freshly cleaned and watered greens. all noise stops except the sound of the pitter patter of the rain drops on the roof tops, road ways and trees. and the drip drip drip and sometimes drop of a slow stream of water coming off the roofs onto the decks, soft soil and hard pavement.

after it stops the world is alive with sounds again. the road becomes louder and the birds wake up and carry on usually, happily cherping away. what is it about the rain that makes the world want to be quiet. the cars on the road seem to slow, and quite, the babies stop crying and begin to fall asleep. dogs are pulled inside and are made to sleep by the freshly made fire, that is unnecisary in the summer but necisary for rain. Tv's turn off and soft music gets turned on.

soon, sadly the rain stops, and the world wakes up. the smells fade away. that fresh tomato plant smell carried in by the breeze soon fades. The cat bugs the dog and the dog is sent out side. the baby is soon annoid by the heat that is reformed and wakes from the rain that cooled him and soothed him to sleep. the want for the classical music stops with the rain and the book is put down and the TV is turned on. like goes bake to normale, which is unfortunate since it is so much better in the rain. Why don't more people love the rain. it hush's the world, awakens the smell's and makes everyone calm. its the best thing in the world
and now i'm going to sit outside untill i get cold and enjoy the rain. probobly wont be for long seeing as i get cold easily

MSN

don't you hate it when you're trying to make a convo on MSN and the person you're trying to talk to isn't talking back. yes i do it sometimes too, but i don't do it repaetedly for ever responce to someone. If you're trying to ignor the person, make an excuse to leave and block the person.
just for the record i don't do that, now ever one is reading this has sat back in there chair crossed their arms and went "mmmmm hmmmm" in a non believeing tone. i bet you 5bucks. and now becuase i said that who ever was going to do isn't going to do that becuase i bet 5 bucks and they don't want me to win 5 bucks. you meanies. in december i made a post on the 2 and then on the 9 i said i hadn't writen in/on here in a while, what a stupidly naive girl i was, i've left this thing for months, well weeks and not writen.

"Happines.......is not a fish" well, i must digress (that would be disagry) Happines is to a fish. fish are awsome, cute and non smelly. well it depends on how many and how often you clean the tank. but if you ahve one fish a handfull of those tiny snails, you never have to clean. well how could you. if you have snails in there it would take about an hour to just get them out of the tank to clean it. or do you clean around them? but then wouldn't they get sick if you use soap. and if you use soap wouldn't that hurt the fishy? poor hypathetically fishy.

Guss or Pugg, TheWonder Fish

i sudjest you read: cuddels the Cuddly cuddle fish entry from april
i'd really like to make an entry about Guss or Pugg. but alas, i do not have him/it yet. so sad. oh well, lets go heres a story about Guss or Pugg. for now i shall call him Guss'rpugg. that'll prolly end up being the fish's name in the end. is it fish or fish's? or are they both right?

One day while Laura was uber bored and stareing at her Black Moor Fish, (thats what type of fish he'd be, they're really cute look it up on Google), and Makeing him nervus, Laura proclamed to the world, "I love my fishy"
at the same moment a giant cuddel fish, some how addapted to breathing air, not water, swallowed Laura and her fish, Guss'rpugg whole.
Inside the Giant Cuddle Fish was like the inside of that really scarey whale in Panoccio, a poor disney mvoie at best in my opinion, Inside teh cuddel fish's stomach Laura and Guss'rpugg found Laura's missing left shoe, a new catus thingy for Guss'rpugg's bowl and a megaphone.
Laura being to dumb found to think of a realy plan of escape, and preparing for the long and painfull process of digestion, which is another story all together, no really it took up almost a month of Bi12. So while Laura was being her stupid self Guss'rpugg sprang into action and once again proved why his name is Guss or Pugg, The Wonder Fish!!!!!!!
Guss'rpugg devised a plan to turn the megaphone on as loud as it would go and then to get Laura to screem, as only Laura can, to explode the cuddel fish's head, and if that didn't work he would just get Laura to talk to the Cuddel fish to bore it to death.
Fortunatley for Guss'rpugg, and unfortunatley for the cuddel fish the first plan worked. It's just to bad that the Cuddel fish exploded in Laura's room and she doesn't even like Calamary or Sushi. Oh well, one of her neighbours numerus cats would bound to come in, as they so often do, and eat it all up, and then promptly poop in Laura's dad's garden, as they, you guessed it, so often do.

THE END

a Laura Planden Story

um.............stuff?

have you ever noticed when you want to be amusing adn funny and write big elaborate bloggs ro e-mails or what ever you can't, you want to so your brain shuts off sticks out its toung and says "haha you can't, nana nana booboo, so there" and then you get made at your brain so you punish it by watching TV and ruin more brian cells. or you go drinking and practically kill all the brian cells adn smart particles you have. In the legend of bagger vance matt damons character says something fairly "smart" about drinking. i don't remember it well, not well enough to recreate in a cohearint sentance for you all to read, i would ruin it. not like that movie needs to be ruind more than it is. thats right Al, its a bad movie. lol. Michelle and i saw it in theaters and as soon as the opera came on when teh ball was flying through the air we could not stop laughing and making fun of it. to good.
does the line "you know you're not a quick forgive" make anyone else think of make up sex?













Mishell
Morgasim
Oblivia
and Laura
ahhhhhhhh grade 11 english class

More to do with peeing

I'm reading all me old blogs and comments and they are quite amusing, that and the spelling mistakes make for an interesting read. any way i've noticed a tiny trend with my entries, besides teh fact that i try to make most of them humorus. the theme would be pee. intersting no?
no? what do you mean no? of corse they are interesting. adn the most ironic part of it is, right now i have to pee. or maybe i feel that way because i'm reading my bloggs about pee and am typeing about having to pee.
something to think about, i think












i'm not alone, i wish i was, 'cause then i'd know i was down because i could't a friend around to love me like they do right now

Crazy episodes sarounding work

On Friday i had a four hour shift, which was going to rock becasue i usually work 6-8 hour shifts, they're not bad but by teh end your so tired you could sleep on the floor. you wouldn't think standing around and smiling would be tireing, well theres also the running back and forth from one end of the resturant to another for some random reson. and hanging out with a bunch of friends for 8 hours could possibly contribute to it..........maybe.
anyway, i was awsome, the night before i got everything organized, i had to bike down becuase i've been on my own for the past cuple weeks and theres still a week to go. well the guys are here, but they don't count. but yeah, i found the bike lock and key, got my bike ready to go (aka got rogers crap out of the way and off my bike so i could actually move mine) and got my back pack ready, put my uniforme in there, made sure i rememberd my wallet, becasue i've forgoten it twices, (not amusing, when you are hungrey)
so i'm rideing a long and i realize, i wore my hat home the other day, and it's not in my backpack. oh well its ok, just a hat i'll borrow someone else's. got to work everythigns fine got changed opend my locker, no shoes. shit! i obviously wore shoes to work but they were birhgt orange. crap. Go to my manager Diane and tell her i have no shoes, and she asked if i had time to go hom and get them. it takes half an hour to walk home from McDicks and my shift started in about 15 minuts. so she offered to drive me home. so i run out ont eh floor tell Colin, the manager who's incharge for that day, and he's with three other of teh store mangares, they all look at me and then my shoes, and i'm like diane going to drve me home..........
blahblahblah i got back to work ontime with my shoes with about 5minuts to spare, but i can't find my hat, so i have to wear the hat of shame. which is a McHappy Day hat. instead of a visor that matches your uniforme, you have to wear this bright blue hat with a big yellow sun on it. kind of funny, mostly embarassing, but tis all good. who ever has had to wear it knows why you have to wear it and laughs and everyone on staff gets a good kick out of it, and it's all good, a little embarasment never hurt anybody, if anything it bring people closer. i usually rember everything, because i usually leave everything in my locker but my last shift i closed so i just took everything and went home
well that story took longer than i thought it would, the next two will take but three lines each, maybe.

so i had a shift on saturday it was a 6 hour, not so bad, i remembered everything adn found my hat, it was in teh back of rogers car. but as i got to work, wearing flip flops i realized i forgot socks, so i went a 6 hour shift with no socks. oh wait i lied this story will take a few more than 3 lines. i usually expect a huge croud on saturdays and usually around dinner time 5-7ish but no, the resturant dead quite, insanely quite, spooky even. then as i'm about to close up the play place this guy comes in and asks if we're still open, its only 9:00 and we close at 12 so yes i tell him and he says ok and leaves, i'm like that was weird and as i'm about to wash the tables in the play place he comes back in and says " i appologixe in advance but we have a bus load of kids and i'll promis that they'll be super good, especially because we thought you were closed" so i hear bus load and go on fries, and yeah, its all good. then drive through gets swamped, insanely so. i figure sapportive paretns of all the FOOTBALL PLAYERS on the bus. man football players and supportive families eat alot! so we get just thrashed for about a half hour and drive through take about 45 min to slow down again. ti was insane, but funny adn a lot of teh players were cute.

that took way more than three lines, the next story wont even take that much.

anyway i have to work today (sunday) at 4:00 and i ahve to walk down there which as i said takes half an hour to get down there so i leaev at 3 if i have to be there at 4 and i woke up today and looked at my clock and it says 2:56 and i leap out of bed adn then look at it again and it really said 12:56. well now my hearts up and alive. it scared teh crap out of me
well ok, so i'm a huge lier and nither of those storys was less than three lines

on a different topic

i tried to boil eggs today for my breakfast/brunch/lunch. and the eggs popped in the water, actually popped made a cute little popping noise and then cracked, well prolly cracked the same time they popped and spilled they're guts. it was weird










22 days and counting

wheel

People have the right to flyAnd will when it gets compromisedTheir hearts say "Move along"Their minds say "Gotcha heart"Let's move it alongAnd airports, see it all the timeWhere someone's last goodbyeBlends in with someone's sighCause someone's coming homeIn hand, a single roseThat's the way this wheel keeps working nowThat's the way this wheel keeps working nowAnd I won't be the lastNo I won't be the last, to love herYou can't build a house of leavesAnd live like it's an evergreenIt's just a season thingIt's just this thing that seasons doAnd that's the way this wheel keeps working nowThat's the way this wheel keeps working nowAnd you won't be the firstNo you won't be the first, to love meYou can find me, if you ever want to giveI'll be around the bendI'll be around the bendI'll be around, I'll be aroundAnd if you never stop when you wave goodbyeYou just might find if you give it timeYou will wave hello againYou just might wave hello againAnd that's the way this wheel keeps working nowThat's the way this wheel keeps working nowYou can't love too much, one part of it(repeat)I believe that my life's gonna seeThe love I give return to meI believe that my life's gonna see yeahThe love I give return to me.I believe that my life's gonna see the love I giveReturn to me...

Wales

I'm leaving in a month, two days ago. SCAREY! but its all good, i have my lugage (a hockey bag with a handel and wheels, very Canadian of me) my visa and pasport are all organized so thats a plus. my pasport picture is actually not a bad picture of me. you know how theres those people who are really not photogenic, its like you can't find a good picture of them if you try, even if a pro does it. and then theres those people who are so photogenic its insane! and really anoying (aka Jeena, not the annoying part, just the photogenic part. i don't think i know anyones who's horibly unphotogenic) anyway back to my point of me benig stuck in the middle of the photogenics. ok, now back to my trip. I lweave on the 5th and arrive in Heathrow at 6:00am and my orintation is in Reading at 9:00am the same day. woot *note the really havey sarcasim*

have you every noticed you always want to write really long blog entries but if you do no one will read them, but who cares right? the blog is for you, unless you created a blog for a nother reason, one which i can't think of right now. well i created a blog with my friends to keep intouch with them, and the last person to use it i think used it in may, and that was either me or kelli. i have no ide. i died with in a month of being created. très triste.

i hope i get to see all my friends before i go. if i don't that would be sad, but as my mom keeps telling me, 6months is not a long time.
anyway, the house is dirty and i must go clean it




Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I amStuck in the middle with you.