Guss or Pugg, TheWonder Fish

i sudjest you read: cuddels the Cuddly cuddle fish entry from april
i'd really like to make an entry about Guss or Pugg. but alas, i do not have him/it yet. so sad. oh well, lets go heres a story about Guss or Pugg. for now i shall call him Guss'rpugg. that'll prolly end up being the fish's name in the end. is it fish or fish's? or are they both right?

One day while Laura was uber bored and stareing at her Black Moor Fish, (thats what type of fish he'd be, they're really cute look it up on Google), and Makeing him nervus, Laura proclamed to the world, "I love my fishy"
at the same moment a giant cuddel fish, some how addapted to breathing air, not water, swallowed Laura and her fish, Guss'rpugg whole.
Inside the Giant Cuddle Fish was like the inside of that really scarey whale in Panoccio, a poor disney mvoie at best in my opinion, Inside teh cuddel fish's stomach Laura and Guss'rpugg found Laura's missing left shoe, a new catus thingy for Guss'rpugg's bowl and a megaphone.
Laura being to dumb found to think of a realy plan of escape, and preparing for the long and painfull process of digestion, which is another story all together, no really it took up almost a month of Bi12. So while Laura was being her stupid self Guss'rpugg sprang into action and once again proved why his name is Guss or Pugg, The Wonder Fish!!!!!!!
Guss'rpugg devised a plan to turn the megaphone on as loud as it would go and then to get Laura to screem, as only Laura can, to explode the cuddel fish's head, and if that didn't work he would just get Laura to talk to the Cuddel fish to bore it to death.
Fortunatley for Guss'rpugg, and unfortunatley for the cuddel fish the first plan worked. It's just to bad that the Cuddel fish exploded in Laura's room and she doesn't even like Calamary or Sushi. Oh well, one of her neighbours numerus cats would bound to come in, as they so often do, and eat it all up, and then promptly poop in Laura's dad's garden, as they, you guessed it, so often do.

THE END

a Laura Planden Story