Intermission (albatross)

Intermission
Albatross Woman :
Albatross! Albatross! Albatross! You're not supposed to be smoking that! Albatross! Don't take them!
Audience member:
What flavor is it? What flavor is it?
Albatross Woman:
Seagullsickle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Man with hat:
Could I have... Could I have two ice creams, please?
Albatross Woman:
I haven't got any ice creams, I just got this albatross!
Man with hat:
Uh...
Albatross Woman:
Albatross!
Man with hat:
Uh, what flavor is it?
Albatross Woman:
Well, it's an albatross, isn't it? It's not any bloody flavor! Albatross!
Man with hat:
There's gotta be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor...
Albatross Woman:
All right, all right! It's bloody albatross flavor! Bleedin' seabird, bleedin' flavor! Albatross!
Man with hat:
Do you get wafers with it?
Albatross Woman:
Of course you don't get fucking wafers with it, you cunt! It's a fucking albatross, I mean...
Colonel:
Stop that! Stop that! It's filthy! Hold on! Right now, we need you! The one in the black, we need you for another skit on stage. And you, get off! You're not even a proper woman!
Albatross Woman:
Don't you oppress me, mate!
Colonel:
What are you trying to do? Avoid registration or something?
Albatross Woman:
Bleedin' sexist!
Colonel:
Come along, we need you for a skit! No one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps for my wife and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. Right! Let's get on with this skit! Where's the other person for this skit? Right, you want to sit in that chair? And... cue... the... skit!
Laura:
why is it called intermission?? are you in the middle of some mission and its in the middle of it hence 'inter' and you feel the need to stop before you can carry on with the mission? and if you were in the middle of a mission why would you stop in the middle of it? why not get the mission over adn done with and then take a brake, maybe even a kit-kat bar. would it not jepordise the success of teh mission if you stopped in the middle of it. if you wait untill its done then you can have a much needed and there for better celibration than if you were to rest in teh middle. but if you were ona really hard mission i suppose that resting would keep you energized for the rest of the mission and then you keep going and going and going and going......e*hem.......unless people consider a movie or a theatrical production a mission. well some of them can be. only god knows, well i do to, but only god knows how many movies and plays i've had to sit through feeligna s if its some test. and then theres that and on top of that when the stupid little cranky boen in my ass starts acting up god is it ever a mission to sit there look like i'm enjoying my self adn not to get up adn run away. other times its a mission is when the play is so bad you want to stan up and yell 'oi! this is the worst piece of crap i've ever had to sit throug and believe you me i've sat through some crap!'













I have to puch the prame alooooot!!