peeing

Have you ever had to pee so bad that you feared that if you sneezed you might pee your pants. and you can't go pee because you are watching a very interesting show/movie and you also fear that if you move you might leek and you are now woundering if that odd pain below your belly button may be caused by the fact that you have to pee so bad.
And then you get a chance to pee and you wounder if you'll be on the toliet peeing for eternity becasue you can't stop. and then when you finally do and when you are washing your hands you notice that your eye colour doesn't have that odd tinge of yellow any more, but that odd pain is still there

or is that just me?